Super Cool Ski Instructor

After my brother sticks sewing needles in his mouth

IF YOU STICK NEEDLES INTO YOUR MOUTH AND EXPECT TO BE FINE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

Demigod woes.

IF YOU DIE ON ENEMY TERRITORY WITH LESS THAN A MILLION ESSENCE. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME. Super Cool Ski Instructor

music that doesn't suck

IF YOU RIDE IN MY CAR BUT DON'T LIKE THE AVETT BROTHERS YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME. Super Cool Ski Instructor

dad joke

IF YOU ASK HALIX FOR MONEY... YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

BAD TIME

IF YOU FORGET WHY YOU'RE TESTING  YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

scumbag steeeeve

IF YOU DON'T LABEL YOUR FOOD YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

Deathclaws are a bad time

IF YOU ARE LEVEL 1 AND TRY TO FIGHT 20 DEATHCLAWS WITH BOXING TAPE YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

Small car with Pram

IF YOU BUY A CAR SO SMALL YOUR PRAM DOESN'T FIT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

south fallout

IF YOU ARE GOING TO MESS WITH THE TUNNEL SNAKES  YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME! Super Cool Ski Instructor

Colorado wind

IF YOU THINK IT'S NOT GONNA BE WINDY IN COLORADO  YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor