Super Cool Ski Instructor

Never been kissed

IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN KISSED BY YOUR 15TH BIRTHDAY YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

Dealing with "tax-payers" as a public servant... o.o

IF SOMEONE STARTS A SENTENCE WITH

Talking to "Taxpayers" as a public servant...

IF SOME STARTS A SENTENCE WITH

In a rush?

IF YOUR PARTY OF SEVEN IS ON THE FERRY AND ORDERS AT 11:15  YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME.  Super Cool Ski Instructor

bad navy

IF YOU USE A RACIAL SLUR IN THE NAVY YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME BECAUSE I DON'T ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT. Super Cool Ski Instructor

OMG Pu

OMG  PUSSSY Super Cool Ski Instructor

Raging Refund

IF YOU DON'T BANK THAT REFUND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

Die fool!

YOUR TELLING ME IF COLOMBIA DOESNT WIN.. I GET SHOT? Super Cool Ski Instructor

I be like

WHEN THERE IS NO FOOD IN THE HOUSE   Super Cool Ski Instructor

Fourth of July

IF YOU DON'T HAVE FIREWORKS FOR INDEPENDENCE DAY YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor