Super Cool Ski Instructor

I was reminded of this tonight

IF YOU TRY TO ARGUE A VALID POINT TO A SEXIST AND A BIGOT ON A REDDIT COMMENT THREAD YOU'RE GUNNA HAVE A BAD TIME. Super Cool Ski Instructor

Think otherwise

IF YOU THINK IM GONNA BUY YOU HJS YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME. Super Cool Ski Instructor

My advice to all the high school seniors/college freshmen

IF YOU THINK COLLEGE WILL BE JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIES YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

If you do this, you are a bad person.

IF YOU BYPASS THE HOST STAND, SEAT YOURSELF,  THEN EXPECT SERVICE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

Dark Souls

GOING TO PLAY DARK SOULS FOR TH FIRST TIME? YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME. Super Cool Ski Instructor

Drug Cartels

IF YOU VACATION IN AREAS CONTROLLED BY DRUG CARTELS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

If your ski instructor has an overly

IF YOUR SKI-INSTRUCTOR HAS AN OVERLY ATTACHED  GIRLFRIEND  YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

Fuck my ass

START SHIT AT AN UNGNOMES SHOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

So i heard that manchester united is having bad season

IF YOU ARE MANCHESTER UNITED FAN YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

Flappy Bird does it again

IF YOU WANTED TO BEAT YOUR FRIEND'S FLAPPY BIRD SCORE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LET YOUR PHONE DIE WHILE PLAYING Super Cool Ski Instructor