Super Cool Ski Instructor

It's wifey season

IF YOU TRY TO WIFEY A HOE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

To everyone who tries to call me from blocked/unknown numbers.

IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO ANSWER AN UNKNOWN NUMBER YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME.  Super Cool Ski Instructor

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IF YOU'RE SWEDISH AND TRY TO CROSS THE FROZEN ORESUND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME. Super Cool Ski Instructor

Fiance Chocolate

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Gonna have a hard time

IF AIT INTERNET DOESNT WORK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A HARD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

Total Bieber Move

IF YOU HAVE A MIRROR COVERED IN BLOW SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR LIVING ROOM AND YOU DECIDE TO GO EGG YOUR NEIGHBORS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

Toilet bowl, son!

IF YOU THROW UP OUTSIDE THE TOILET BOWL YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

Sunday Funday

IF YOU DON'T PICK SKI LODGE PARTY FOR THE THEME YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

Well Kids, What Have We Learned Today About Rich People?

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IF YOU TRY TO RATIONALIZE WHY A GIRL DOESN'T LIKE YOU BACK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME. Super Cool Ski Instructor