Super Cool Ski Instructor

On Duck Dynasty....

IF YOU'RE LOOKING TO A REDNECK FOR AN ENLIGHTENED POINT OF VIEW... YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME. Super Cool Ski Instructor

christmas JOKE

IF YOU GET A PRESENT WRAPPED IN MEMES YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

DRAGONS BAD TIME

IF YOU JUST BOUGHT DRAGONS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

DayZ bad time

IF YOU PLAY DAYZ WITH A CONTROLLER YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

Getting tagged

IF YOU CAN'T HIT SHIT, AND YOU KEEP GETTING TAGGED YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

doritos are necessary

IF YOU DONT BRING ENOUGH DORITOS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME! Super Cool Ski Instructor

BAD TIME

IF YOU WAIT TO ORDER YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFTS A WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

Church sound guy

IF YOU RUN UNBALANCED LINES ALL THE WAY BACK TO FRONT OF HOUSE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BUZZY TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

On the Dynasties of Ducks

IF YOU'RE A PUBLIC FIGURE WORKING FOR A PRIVATE COMPANY AND YOU SAY SOME CONTROVERSIAL STUFF IN THE MEDIA... YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAD DAY. Super Cool Ski Instructor

When god gives you lemons, find a new god

IF YOU LIVE BY YOUR OWN RULES YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME  Super Cool Ski Instructor