Tech Impaired Duck

What am i alternating?

ALT + F4 WHAT AM I ALTERNATING F4 WITH? Tech Impaired Duck

inappropriate duck

I'M BITCH DUCK  DON'T TOUCH MY HOES Tech Impaired Duck

Get Owned

GET OWNED Tech Impaired Duck

AD CAR QUACK

SEES AN AD FOR A FREE CAR CLICKS ON IT Tech Impaired Duck

Windows Impaired

OH, YOU HAVE WINDOWS 7? I HAVE WINDOWS 98. THAT MEANS I AM 91 TIMES UP TO DATE! Tech Impaired Duck

facebook tag

TRIES TO TAG SELF IN PICTURES DOESN'T SEE BUTTON Tech Impaired Duck

AWESOME TITLE

Bad Encryption Cole

DECRYPTS ASYMMETRICALLY ENCRYPTED DATA WITH PUBLIC KEY :LC3098JASL:K#N39C0D0F';L Tech Impaired Duck

meme lol

IM A MEME  IGHTTT Tech Impaired Duck

Ducking good day

HEY   HUN I HOPE YOU HAVE A DUCKING GOOD DAY!! Tech Impaired Duck