The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always want to go outside. But when I do I want to come back inside after 2 minutes

I don't always want to go outside. But when I do I want to come back inside after 2 minutes  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always act cute but when I do,your voice is higher pitched

I don't always act cute but when I do,your voice is higher pitched  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always want to sleep in your bed but when I do, i will wake you up at 5 AM. just because.

I don't always want to sleep in your bed but when I do, i will wake you up at 5 AM. just because.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always venture into water but when I do, It's a cat-tastrophe

I don't always venture into water but when I do, It's a cat-tastrophe  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always give you attention but when i do, it's when you least want it

I don't always give you attention but when i do, it's when you least want it  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

i don't always try to lay on your keyboard Actually, now that i mention it, i do

i don't always try to lay on your keyboard Actually, now that i mention it, i do  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always have to shit but when I do, it's right after you've cleaned the litter box

I don't always have to shit but when I do, it's right after you've cleaned the litter box  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always kill mice but when I do, I make sure to leave it on your brand new rug

I don't always kill mice but when I do, I make sure to leave it on your brand new rug  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always want attention but hey! hey! pay attention to me! heeeeeey! HEY!!

I don't always want attention but hey! hey! pay attention to me! heeeeeey! HEY!!  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always scratch you into oblivion but when I do, It's totally unprovoked and without warning

I don't always scratch you into oblivion but when I do, It's totally unprovoked and without warning  The Most Interesting Cat in the World