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what drives some chemists to drink

MY HPLC RUNS SMOOTHLY BUT WHEN IT DOESN'T, I DRINK DOS EQUIS.  (PROCESS RESPONSIBLY.) The Most Interesting Man In The World

Patients from other towns

I DON'T ALWAYS TRANSPORT PATIENTS FROM OTHER TOWNS... BUT, WHEN I DO, IT'S AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMED THEY'RE FROM ELDORADO The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stupid idiot

I DON'T ALWAYS CHAT.. BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ONLY WITH KWEEN BECAUSE I'M NOT A DOUCHEBAG WHO CHATS WITH OTHER GIRLS.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Ohio SUCKS

I DON'T ALWAYS FIND INTERESTING PEOPLE IN OHIO... JUST KIDDING. I NEVER DO. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Ice water, idiot

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUE THEY ASKED FOR NO ICE IN THEIR ICE WATER.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink beer

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Lansford's Birthday

I DON'T ALWAYS PARTY NAKED WITH HOT CHICKS... BUT I DO ON LANSFORD'S BIRTHDAY.  STAY FROSTY MY FRIEND. The Most Interesting Man In The World

cocky noodle

I DON'T ALWAYS GO OVER TO RANG'S BUT WHEN I DO I SEE A OUTLAW 10.5 MUSTANG,25 BIG BLOCKS,PLAY BOY BUNNIES AND A 95 INCH TV The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hi, i am idiot.

I DON'T ALWAYS DELETE THE VO FOLDERS BUT WHEN I DO, I DELETE THEM... TWICE! The Most Interesting Man In The World

positive hip hop

I DON'T USUALLY LISTEN TO POSITIVE HIP-HOP. BUT WHEN I DO, I LISTEN TO THE ART OF SMILING BY JUNSIX The Most Interesting Man In The World