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Knife Fights

I DON'T ALWAYS ENGAGE IN KNIFE-FIGHTING. BUT WHEN I DO IT'S WITH AN AR-15. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stalin and Hitler

I DON'T ALWAYS QUOTE STALIN AND HITLER BUT WHEN I DO IT'S TO WARN AMERICANS ABOUT HOW NATIONAL SOCIALISM REALLY WORKS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

For my cousin Chris

I DO NOT ALWAYS COMPLIMENT BERNIE SANDERS BUT WHEN I DO, IT MAKES MY COUSIN CHRIS MAD! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't often say Happy Birthday to a man but when I do it is to a man who drinks more than me. Happy Birthday Sonny

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Drunk redneck

I DON'T ALWAYS GET DRUNK AND NAKED BUT WHEN I DO I DO BACK FLIPS OF THE TRAMPOLINE  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Drunk texting

I DON'T ALWAYS DRUNK TEXT BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S TO SOMEONE I HAVEN'T TALKED TO IN MONTHS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stay young my friend!

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH CLEVER, BEAUTIFUL, WITTY WOMEN A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  BUT WHEN I DO, I HAVE THIS GUY DO IT FOR ME!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

LATE HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I DONT ALWAYS WISH PEOPLE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO IT'S LATE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Who am I kidding?

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER... WAIT, WHO AM I KIDDING, I ALWAYS DRINK BEER. (AND IT ISN'T DOS EQUIS.) The Most Interesting Man In The World

BigRedDrummer

BIGREDDRUMMER THE RICHEST MAN ON GTA V  FUCK JORDAN HE NEED A JOB  The Most Interesting Man In The World