The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy 30th Birthday Chris

I DON'T ALWAYS COMMENT ON MY SON'S BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO ITS BECAUSE HE IS SPECIAL. STAY THIRSTY MY SON The Most Interesting Man In The World

Pulled over

I DON'T ALWAYS GET PULLED OVER FOR DRIVING WITH NO HEADLIGHTS BUT WHEN I DO THEY TELL ME HOW MUCH THEY LIKE MY NAME The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Valentine's Day

I DON'T ALWAYS SEND VALENTINE'S MEMES BUT WHEN I DO ITS TO A GOOD FRIEND LIKE YOU! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Captain Gordon

 HEAD OF SECURITY The Most Interesting Man In The World

High Sighted

I'M HIGH AND THINK I'M THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Birthday TBone!

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO, ITS FOR MY FAVORITE PEOPLES..HAPPY BIRTHDAY TBONE....STAY THRISTY MY FRIEND!!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Taco Bell

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT TACO BELL BUT WHEN I DO, I ENJOY IT WITH SINGLE MALT SCOTCH The Most Interesting Man In The World

MY ALTER EGO

I DONT ALWAYS ROLL WITH ROCK STARS BUT WHEN I DO I ROLL WITH WAYNE BUDDHA ROCKS The Most Interesting Man In The World

BD Bro

THE THE MOST INTERESTING BRO IN THE WORLD HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always cook

I DON'T ALWAYS COOK BUT WHEN I DO IT'S CRISPY TACOS FOR MY WIFE The Most Interesting Man In The World