The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always look up things on my smartphone But when I do, it's to prove people wrong

I don't always look up things on my smartphone  But when I do, it's to prove people wrong  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always try to synchronize my microwave clock with my oven clock but when I do, it's the longest minute ever

i don't always try to synchronize my microwave clock with my oven clock but when I do, it's the longest minute ever  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take out the recycling but when I do, I look like a raging alcoholic.

I don't always take out the recycling but when I do, I look like a raging alcoholic.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have the urge to put song lyrics as my FB status but when I do, I refrain

I don't always have the urge to put song lyrics as my FB status  but when I do, I refrain  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go outside barefoot but when I do, I step on every sharp object that exists.

I don't always go outside barefoot but when I do, I step on every sharp object that exists.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post on Facebook but when I do, I offend my family and friends for Reddit karma

I don't always post on Facebook but when I do, I offend my family and friends for Reddit karma  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always shit in a public restroom but when I do, it sounds like a Michael Bay film

I don't always shit in a public restroom but when I do, it sounds like a Michael Bay film  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always slow down to let you merge in front of me But when I do, you better fucking wave

I don't always slow down to let you merge in front of me But when I do, you better fucking wave  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always find music I like but when I do, I listen to it continuously until I don't like it anymore

I don't always find music I like but when I do, I listen to it continuously until I don't like it anymore  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use Q-Tips but when I do, there better be a lot of wax to look at.

I don't always use Q-Tips but when I do, there better be a lot of wax to look at.  The Most Interesting Man In The World