The Most Interesting Man In The World

(Close Your Parentheses

I DON'T ALWAYS USE PARENTHESES... (BUT WHEN I DO, I NEVER REMEMBER TO CLOSE THEM. The Most Interesting Man In The World

TJ cat

I DON'T ALWAYS FUCK AROUND BUT WHEN I DO,  I GET CALLED OUT IN FRONT OF 37 PEOPLE.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

the better news

DID U HEAR THE BETTER NEWS? A MOTHERFUCKER FELL FOR THE GOOD NEWS TRICK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dinner with toddlers

I DON'T ALWAYS COOK DINNER BUT WHEN I DO, MY TODDLER REFUSES TO TOUCH IT AND WANTS CHICKEN NUGGETS INSTEAD The Most Interesting Man In The World

the good news

DID U HEAR THE GOOD NEWS? THERE ISN'T ONE The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS SELL MY GUITARS

I DON'T ALWAYS SELL MY GUITARS BUT WHEN I DO, THEY ALWAYS GO TO SOMEONE WHO PLAYS THEM BETTER THAN I EVER DID The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS SELL MY GUITARS

I DON'T ALWAYS SELL MY GUITARS BUT WHEN I DO, THEY ALWAYS GO TO SOMEONE WHO PLAYS THEM BETTER THAN I EVER DID The Most Interesting Man In The World

dying in pk

I DON'T ALWAYS DIE IN PK BUT WHEN I DO, NOBODY BUT ME UNDERSTANDS WHY IT'S THE GAME'S FAULT The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm drinkin Dunkin

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK DUNKIN' BUT WHEN I DO, I WISH I DIDN'T. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hes always high

I DON'T NORMALLY DONATE, BUT WHEN I DO, EPIES IS TO HIGH TO HELP ME! The Most Interesting Man In The World