The Most Interesting Man In The World

Blog about food

I DON'T USUALLY BLOGS ABOUT FOOD BUT WHEN I DO, I SAY THE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

BROWN WATER

I DON'T ALLWAYS FART IN THE TUB BUT WHEN I DO THE WATER TURNS BROWN The Most Interesting Man In The World

idontusually troll

I DON'T USUALLY GET A 69/10 BUT WHEN I GET, ITS FROM A GUY! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Programming joke

I DON'T ALWAYS WRITE CODE WITH C++... ...BUT WHEN I DO I ALWAYS MAKE SURE I WAIT LAST MINUTE WITH NO EXPERIENCE IN THAT CODE The Most Interesting Man In The World

You know, in case they recognize me by my shoes.

I DON'T ALWAYS GO INTO A PUBLIC BATHROOM TO SHIT, BUT WHEN I DO, I TIPTOE AS SOFTLY AS POSSIBLE, SO THAT IF SOMEONE IS ALREADY IN THERE, I CAN QUICKLY LEAVE WITHOUT THEM NOTICING I WAS EVER THERE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I do not always drink beer

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S WITH INFPS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Can anyone tell me

WHO I AM? AND WHY I KEEP SHOWING UP ON FACEBOOK? The Most Interesting Man In The World

Swag for life!

I DONT ALWAYS LISTEN TO BRUTAL DEATH CORE BUT WHEN I DO IM NAKED IN A SAUNA WITH MY FRIENDS The Most Interesting Man In The World

baby candy

I DON'T ALWAYS OPEN A BAG OF CANDY BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE THE BABY IS ASLEEP AND IT'S THE LOUDEST BAG KNOWN TO MAN The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hate Winter

I DON'T ALWAYS HATE WINTER OH WAIT, YES I DO. The Most Interesting Man In The World