The Most Interesting Man In The World

Jack*** Driver!

I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE LIGHTS WHEN I'M DRIVING... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S NOT BECAUSE I'M GIVING YOU A BLIGH TO COME THROUGH The Most Interesting Man In The World

Don't die

I DON'T ALWAYS FORWARD THIS TEXT MESSAGE BUT WHEN I DO, I STILL DON'T The Most Interesting Man In The World

Teddy Roosevelt

I DON'T ALWAYS GET SHOT BUT WHEN I DO I DON'T DIE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Epic Fail Music

           I DON'T ALWAYS SAY

THE HELP

JANAK, I DONT REALLY KNOW YOU AT ALL BUT DO WHAT YOU FEEL IS RIGHT NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE ELSE SAYS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Upfront review

I DON'T ALWAYS THROW MY RUBBER FINGERS AT MINDY BUT WHEN I DO, I ALWAYS HIT ASHLEY BY MISTAKE  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Go Skippy Go

I DON'T ALWAYS ROOT FOR SKIPPY... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE IT WILL HELP ME MAKE THE PLAYOFFS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I have no choice

I DON'T ALWAYS POUND THE KEYBOARD UNTIL 3AM BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE SOMEONE IS WRONG.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

EXCLAMATION MARKS

I DON'T ALWAYS USE EXCLAMATION MARKS, BUT WAIT,      YES I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Army fun

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE FUN IN THE ARMY... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S MANDATORY. The Most Interesting Man In The World