The Most Interesting Man In The World

Storm Drain Accident

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO RAVENS GAMES BUT WHEN I DO I FRACTURE MY TIBIA AND FIBULA IN THREE PLACES AND THE TOP OF MY FOOT AND 3 TOES  The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Truth

I DON'T NORMALLY LIKE THEATRE... ...BUT WHEN I DO IT IS 'THE PERFECT WEDDING' AT MCT The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS WAIT 196 DAYS FOR THE WALKING DEAD TO COME BACK ON BUT WHEN I DO, I HAVE TO WAIT 7 DAYS FOR THE NEXT EPISODE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Colorado River Chili Cook-Off

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT CHILI BUT WHEN I DO IT'S AT THE COLORADO RIVER CHILI COOK-OFF IN PARKER, AZ The Most Interesting Man In The World

Most Interesting Man in the World

I DON'T ALWAYS WAIT 196 DAYS FOR THE WALKING DEAD TO COME BACK ON BUT WHEN I DO, I HAVE TO WAIT 7 MORE DAYS UNTIL THE NEXT EPISODE The Most Interesting Man In The World

disowning relatives

I DON'T ALWAYS GET DISOWNED BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BY A RELATIVE The Most Interesting Man In The World

drunk people

HAI SA BEM  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Aged Beer

I DON'T ALWAYS PRETEND TO BE CLASSY. BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BY AGING BEER ON CORELLIA.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

cry me a river

I DONT ALWAYS CRY BUT WHEN THERES NOT TITTIES ON TUESDAY I CRY A RIVER! The Most Interesting Man In The World

meme funny

I DON'T ALWAYS PASS OUT AT WORK... BUT WHEN I DO, I WAKE UP IN A PUDDLE OF DROOL AND LOOK LIKE RIHANNA. The Most Interesting Man In The World