The Most Interesting Man In The World

Beer or Finance?

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S INSTEAD OF GOING TO FINANCE The Most Interesting Man In The World

GRE Funny

              I DON'T ALWAYS               TAKE THE GRE BUT WHEN I DO, I GET EVERY FUCKING QUESTION RIGHT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Not Kidding at All..

I DON'T ALWAYS WAGE WAR WITH MY ENEMIES BUT WHEN I DO, I INTEND TO FINISH IT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Losing Phone on Silent

I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE MY PHONE BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ON SILENT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Refill the Kurig

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK COFFEE... BUT WHEN I DO, I ALWAYS REFILL THE WATER! The Most Interesting Man In The World

SCUMBAG STACIE

I DON'T ALWAYS WANT TO TALK TO STACIE... BUT WHEN I DO SHE DOESN'T RESPOND BACK FOR 6 DAYS SO NOW I'M GOING TO BLOW HER SHIT UP. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Nonsense Moms

MOMS DONT ALWAYS TELL YOU TO EAT MORE BUT WHEN THEY DO, THEY START CALLING YOU FAT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bean Friend

I DONT ALWAYS CUT MYSELF OPENING BEANS BUT WHEN I DO THEY'RE BRANSTON BEANS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Lay it down

I DON'T ALWAYS LAY IT DOWN IN BED  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S 7 DAYS A WEEK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Beer Me!

I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE STATE BOARDS BUT, WHEN I DO I NEED A BEER! The Most Interesting Man In The World