The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't date, but if I did, it would be Lis Kilgour

  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Met GTB

I DON'T OFTEN TELL PEOPLE TO GO TO BED BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S JR The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always steal things.

I DON'T ALWAYS STEAL THINGS.  BUT WHEN I DO, I SHOVE IT IN MY ASS!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't normally drink

I DON'T NORMALLY DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S USUALLY A BUD LIGHT LIME The Most Interesting Man In The World

Thufect Artistic

I AM NOT OFTEN ARTISITIC BUT WHEN I AM, IT'S THUFECT The Most Interesting Man In The World

La salade

JE NE MANGE PAS TOUJOURS DE LA SALADE MAIS QUAND J'EN MANGE CEST DANS MON HAMBURGER EXTRA BACON The Most Interesting Man In The World

EREP TIRED OF SHOUTS

I DON'T ALWAYS CHECK THE FRIENDS FEED BUT WHEN I DO, I ALWAYS SEE STRICI IZ OZADJA SHOUTS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hate people

I DON'T LIKE MORNING PEOPLE... OR MORNINGS OR PEOPLE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Beat the Pack

I DONT ALWAYS BEAT THE FUDGE PACKERS BUT WHEN I DO, SUH PUTS ROGERS ON HIS ASS!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Best Friend

I DO NOT SIMPLY TEXT OTHERS BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE THAT THE RECEIVER IS MY BEST FRIEND The Most Interesting Man In The World