The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dig trail in a tux

I DON'T ALWAYS VOLUNTEER TO DO TRAIL WORK... ...BUT WHEN I DO IT'S DURING A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN! The Most Interesting Man In The World

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NO SIEMPRE DESCUBRO ALGO NUEVO EN INTERNET PERO CUANDO LO DESCUBRO ES NOTICIA VIEJA The Most Interesting Man In The World

CELEBRATE MEDIOCRITY!

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY REC LEAGUE WOMEN'S SOFTBALL, BUT WHEN I DO... I WALK YOU...AND YOU...AND YOU TOO! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY REC LEAGUE WOMEN'S SOFTBALL

BUT WHEN I DO I WALK YOU...AND YOU...AND YOU TOO! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Wash my ass

I DON'T ALWAYS WASH MY ASS... BUT WHEN I WASH MY ASS, I WASH MY ASS IN YOUR SHOWER. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Redbirds in the Postseason

CARDINALS DON'T ALWAYS MAKE THE POSTSEASON JUST KIDDING, YES THEY DO. The Most Interesting Man In The World

CONFIDEND DOS EQUIS MAN

I'VE NEVER BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT. BUT IF I AM... I'LL TAKE MY CAR TO SCHNEIDER AUTO The Most Interesting Man In The World

Independent Man

I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE INDEPENDENT BUT WHEN I DO, I WASTE MY VOTE The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always follow politics

I DON'T ALWAYS FOLLOW POLITICS BUT WHEN THE GOVT' SHUTS DOWN, I CAN'T STOP SMILING. The Most Interesting Man In The World

poison sugar

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT POISON BUT WHEN I DO IT'S SUGAR The Most Interesting Man In The World