The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY FANTASY FOOTBALL

 BUT WHEN I DO ITS TUNDRA TIME FOR YOU The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Don't Post Often

I DON'T POST OFTEN                                                BUT WHEN I DO,  I POST                                                       MEANINGFUL SHIT     The Most Interesting Man In The World

me winning fantasy

I DONT ALWAYS WIN IN FANTASY FOOTBALL OH WAIT, YES I DO. The Most Interesting Man In The World

IHS Soccer

I DON'T ALWAYS MISS ISSAQUAH HIGH SCHOOL BUT WHEN I DO, I MISS THE VARSITY SOCCER TEAM. The Most Interesting Man In The World

chips bloop

I DON`T ALWAYS BUY CHIPS... BUT WHEN I DO THEY ARE GONE BEFORE ANYONE ELSE GETS ANY. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Government Shutdown

I DON'T ALWAYS SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT..... BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ALWAYS AT THE EXACT DATE AND TIME THAT OBAMACARE GOES INTO EFFECT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Backups...you're doing it wrong.

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE BACKUPS BUT WHEN I DO, I STORE THEM ON THE SAME SERVER I JUST BACKED UP. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Every god dam Time

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY ADC BUT WHEN I DO I ALWAYS LEAVE MY AP MID RUNES ON  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always look under the sofa cushions...

I DON'T ALWAYS LOOK UNDER THE SOFA CUSHIONS,  BUT WHEN I DO, THERE IS AT LEAST A $20. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Lint Diving.

I DON'T ALWAYS CHECK THE SOFA CUSHIONS, BUT WHEN I DO, THERE'S AT LEAST A $20. The Most Interesting Man In The World