The Most Interesting Man In The World

bitter moments

I DONT ALWAYS GET BITTER... BUT WHEN I DO, I THROW PAPER AT YOUR FACE The Most Interesting Man In The World

John has Issues

I DON'T ALWAYS DUMP MY ISSUES BUT WHEN I DO, I DUMP THEM ON JOHN The Most Interesting Man In The World

Drinks give the power

I'M NOT ALWAYS INTERESTING BUT WHEN I AM, I'M DRUNK The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go away...

I DON'T ALWAYS GO AWAY, BUT WHEN I DO, I BRING ENOUGH SHIT TO LAST ME A MONTH! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Food Truck Friday

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO FOOD TRUCK FRIDAYS... ...BUT WHEN I DO, I COMPLAIN ABOUT WAITING 17 MINUTES FOR MY FOOD, GET DRUNK ON GREAT BASIN BEER, CHECK OUT GOURMELT'S TITS, DANCE TO A ZEPPELIN COVER, HIT UP MELLOW YELLOW FOR SECONDS, GIVE A BUM A SMOKE & HAVE A FUCKIN' GOOD TIME! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Misty Ridges

WHEN I MEET PEOPLE, I DON'T ALWAYS ATTACK LIKE A KAMIKAZE PILOT BUT WHEN I DO, I BITE..... The Most Interesting Man In The World

Most Interesting Programmer: Consulting

IF YOU ASK HIM TO CONSULT ON YOUR PROJECT IT WILL SHIP 1 MONTH EARLY AND UNDER BUDGET The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS ORDER MY OWN OFFICE SUPPLIES BUT WHEN I DO, I SEND A DIGITAL RECEIPT TO LENA The Most Interesting Man In The World

Little meme2

I DON'T ALWAYS WRITE A RIDDLE BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S FOR MY LITTLE The Most Interesting Man In The World

King Shane

I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE FOR HOMECOMING KING... BUT WHEN I DO, I VOTE FOR SHANE DUKART The Most Interesting Man In The World