The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink from a cup...

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK FROM A CUP. BUT, WHEN I DO, I HAVE A CUTE DUCK IN IT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink from a cup

 BUT WHEN I DO, I HAVE A CUTE DUCK IN IT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get sick

I DON'T ALWAYS GET SICK BUT WHEN I DO, I GET REALLY SICK   FOR DAYS The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't often get sick

I DON'T OFTEN GET SICK BUT WHEN I DO, I GET REALLY SICK,   FOR DAYS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fuc off and let me live

I DONT ALWAYS SAY THAT EVERYBODY STOPPED HITTIN ME UP AND FORGOT ABOUT ME BUT WHEN I DO, I DONT ANSWER MY PHONE The Most Interesting Man In The World

No Place Like Home Pet Sitting Service

I DON'T OFTEN LEAVE MY PETS HOME WHEN I LEAVE BUT WHEN I DO NO PLACE LIKE HOME CARES FOR THEM! The Most Interesting Man In The World

You Have A Choice

I DON'T ALWAYS DONATE TO CHARITIES, BUT WHEN I DO, IT IS YOU HAVE A CHOICE MINISTRIES, INC The Most Interesting Man In The World

after finishig one coniacbottle and lying dead in car for 4 hours

I DONT ALLWAYS GET FREE LIQUOR BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE IM DEAD REST OF THE EVENING The Most Interesting Man In The World

Redskin Fans

ON REDSKIN FANS: I PITY THE FOOLS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Redskin Fans

ON REDSKING FANS: I PITY THE FOOLS. The Most Interesting Man In The World