The Most Interesting Man In The World

ARKANSAS TOURISM

I DON'T ALWAYS ASK FOR THE RESTROOM KEY AT A GAS STATION IN ARKANSAS  BUT WHEN I DO, I AM DRUNK ENOUGH TO ABUSE THE CORN COBS IN THE OUTHOUSE The Most Interesting Man In The World

ZOMBIE TITS!!!

I DON'T ALWAYS GET DRUNK ENOUGH TO GROPE ZOMBIE TITTIES ... BUT WHEN I DO, I PUT THEM IN MY POCKETS FOR WHEN I GET HOME The Most Interesting Man In The World

Invisible kajaj

TU HAS CONOCIDO AL HOMBRE INVISIBLE TODOS LO SABÈMOS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

LoL Normals?!

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS BUT WHEN I DO I PLAY SINGED IN BEGINNER BOTS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Vanity, Vanity

I TRIED IT ALL MY FRIENDS IN THE END IT WAS MEANINGLES The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't often post on Facebook

BUT WHEN I DO? I LIKE TO POST A BUNCH OF B.S. NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I didn't get my period for about four months. It's now back with a vengeance.

I DON'T ALWAYS GET MY PERIOD BUT WHEN I DO, I EAT HERSHEY BARS AND M&MS FOR BREAKFAST The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post on Facebook

BUT WHEN I DO? I POST B.S.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DONT USUALLY BE SAD

I DONT USUALLY BE SAD BUT WHEN I DO ITS BECAUSE ALEX IS IGNORING ME The Most Interesting Man In The World

buying a car

I DONT ALWAYS BUY CARS BUT WHEN I DO, I SEE SEAVER AT KAR KORNER The Most Interesting Man In The World