The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always read Bloody Jack Adventures

I DON'T ALWAYS READ BLOODY JACK ADVENTURES. WHO AM I KIDDING? YES I DO. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dos equis funny

I'M NOT ALWAYS FRESH AS HELL.. BUT WHEN I AM THE FEDS ARE WATCHIN The Most Interesting Man In The World

Getting Pampered

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO A SALON & SPA TO GET PAMPERED, BUT WHEN I DO, I GO TO REFLECTIONS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Real Talk.

I DON'T ALWAYS WAKE UP AT 7AM, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE THE GARDENERS ARE BLOWING LEAVES OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Real Talk.

I DON'T ALWAYS WAKE UP AT 7AM, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE THE PINCHE GARDENERS ARE LEAF BLOWING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. The Most Interesting Man In The World

HOMECOMING GONE WRONG

I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE FOR HOMECOMING KING BUT WHEN I DO, I VOTE FOR RICKY VALENZUELA The Most Interesting Man In The World

It had to be done.

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT PASTA. BUT WHEN I DO, I NEVER EAT PASTA BARILLA. The Most Interesting Man In The World

OU sucks 2

I DON'T ALWAYS WANT THE SOONERS TO LOSE... WAIT!! YES I DO! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat pasta

BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S NEVER PASTA BARILLA.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

U.S. Army

I DON'T ALWAYS ROGER BUT WHEN I DO,I ROGER THAT The Most Interesting Man In The World