The Most Interesting Man In The World

Drummers suck

I DONT ALWAYS PLAY DRUMS BUT WHEN I DO I FUCK UP The Most Interesting Man In The World

Another Man

I DO NOT ALWAYS FEEL BAD WHEN I FEEL LONELY BUT WHEN I DO , I FEELS IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always text Ahmad

I DON'T ALWAYS CALL AHMAD BUT WHEN I DO, I TALK TO SOME RANDOM WHITE GIRL INSTEAD OF TALKING TO HIM  The Most Interesting Man In The World

John Scott

PHIL KESSEL: I DON'T ALWAYS RUN FROM A FIGHT.... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE JOHN SCOTT IS COMING AFTER ME The Most Interesting Man In The World

Call Bullshit

I DON'T ALWAYS READ YOUR STATUS UPDATES BUT ON THE RARE OCCASION I DO......I CALL BULLSHIT The Most Interesting Man In The World

T&E

I DON'T ALWAYS COME TO CLASS BUT WHEN I DO, I AGGRESSIVELY PARTICIPATE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Tinder Rule #1

I DON'T ALWAYS TINDER, BUT WHEN I DO I ALWAYS SWIPE RIGHT  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Inside Joke Rick/Celia

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF CELIA, BUT WHEN I DO, PAPER TOWELS GET THROWN AT MY FACE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Yorkshire accent

I DONT ALWAYS LEAVE YORKSHIRE BUT WHEN I DO MY ACCENT GETS BROADER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Levis CURE Tasks: 1. Megaburger essen 2. Reifen kaufen......

I DONT ALWAYS BUY TIRES. BUT WHEN I DO, THEY HAVE TO LOOK FABOLOUS! YES, I SAID