The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH FOOTBALL

I  ALWAYS WATCH FOOTBALL BUT NEVER THE DALASS CRYBABIES BECAUSE THEY SUCK JUSTIN VARING! The Most Interesting Man In The World

teaching but not teaching

I DON'T ALWAYS SIT THROUGHA  LECTURE BUT WHEN I DO IT'S AL ECTURE ON NOT LECTURING The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always

I DONT ALWAYS DO WEEKLY FANTASY RECAPS BUT WHEN I DO - THEY ARE USUALLY LATE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Overkill Caching

I DON'T OFTEN CACHE BUT WHEN I DO I USE A REVERSE PROXY HADOOP CLUSTER TIED INTO MY GFS NGINX MAINFRAME The Most Interesting Man In The World

Lowndes football

LOW-ENDS DOESN'T ALWAYS GET TO THE QUARTERBACK.... BUT WHEN THEY DO, THEY DO IT WITH 4.3 SPEED The Most Interesting Man In The World

taylor tripped him

I DON'T ALWAYS TRIP MOBY THE INSTRUCTOR BUT WHEN I DO IDGAF AND KEEP ON KEEPING ON The Most Interesting Man In The World

FOR YOU LISA

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON FACEBOOK BUT I WILL FOR YOU

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON FACEBOOK

 BUT I WILL FOR YOU QUEEN WHORE LISA The Most Interesting Man In The World

When I eat steak,

WHEN I EAT STEAK, I DON'T ALWAYS GO BROKE, BUT WHEN I DO, IT WAS AT PAPPA BROS.   STAY HUNGRY, MY FRIEND. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Hump Day!

I MAY NOT OFTEN CELEBRATE HUMP DAY,  BUT WHEN I DO, I LAY OUT OF WORK. THAT'S HOW I ROLL! The Most Interesting Man In The World