The Most Interesting Man In The World

I wear my Strutz

I DON'T ALWAYS RUN MARATHONS, BUT WHEN I DO I WEAR MY STRUTZ. The Most Interesting Man In The World

LAG in Black Ops 2,

I DON'T ALWAYS TRY TO GET NUCLEAR MEDALS IN BLACK OPS 2, BUT WHEN I DO LAG The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always

I DON'T ACTUALLY SAY BULLSHIT DETECTED BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S WHEN I'M SERIOUSLY INSULTED The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont piss

I DONT PISS VERY OFTEN BUT WHEN I DO,IN IN YOUR TEA GLASS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Rent to own places

I DONT ALWAYS GET FUCKED, BUT WHEN I DO ITS BY RENT TO OWN PLACES! The Most Interesting Man In The World

My friends life story

I DONT USUALLY CUT DOWN TREES. BUT WHEN I DO, I GET COUGHT BY MAHIR The Most Interesting Man In The World

Interesting Server

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE CHANGES TO INTERFACES... BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE THEM IN PRODUCTION, AND ON A FRIDAY.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Starbucks Protest

I DON'T ALWAYS CARRY A GUN  BUT WHEN DO I DRINK DUNKIN COFFEE The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always drive my Jeep

I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE MY JEEP OFF ROAD BUT WHEN I DO I BREAK IT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy B-day Jackson

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH SOMEONE HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO IT'S F*^*ING HILARIOUS! The Most Interesting Man In The World