The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always agree to an open door policy at the floor meeting

 BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE TO KEEP MY DOOR CLOSED AND LAUGH LOUDLY SO EVERYONE KNOWS I'M IN THERE The Most Interesting Man In The World

DYNASTY BITCHES

WE DON'T ALWAYS FIGHT, WAIT YES WE DO AND WHEN WE DO WE KICKASS The Most Interesting Man In The World

The baddest clan in all the land

WE DON'T ALWAYS FIGHT, WAIT YES WE DO AND WHEN WE DO WE KICKASS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Summer roids

I DON'T ALWAYS DO STEROIDS BUT WHEN I DO ITS AN ORAL ONLY CYCLE JUST BEFORE DECEMBER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Be the Most Interesting Man in the World! Vote Burak Gungor for President

I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE, BUT WHEN I DO  I VOTE FOR BURAK GUNGOR The Most Interesting Man In The World

procrastinate at home

I DONT ALWAYS WORK FROM HOME.. BUT WHEN I DO, I PROCRASTINATE.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Most Interesting Programmer: Benchmarks

BENCHMARKS ARE RUN AGAINST HIS CODE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Minecraft - Portals

I DONT ALWAYS BUILD PORTALS BUT WHEN I DO, ITS A NETHER PORTAL The Most Interesting Man In The World

I see this way too often among top comments

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE A SUCCESSFUL COMMENT BUT WHEN I DO I EDIT IT TO INCLUDE AN ACCEPTANCE SPEECH The Most Interesting Man In The World

Occupational hazards

I DON'T ALWAYS GET STUNG BY WASPS AT WORK BUT WHEN I DO, I RIP MY SHIRT OFF AND RUN AROUND SCREAMING LIKE A CRAZY PERSON. The Most Interesting Man In The World