The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always say what but when i do, i realize what you said as soon as you start repeating yourself

I don't always say what but when i do, i realize what you said as soon as you start repeating yourself  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get a sore throat but when I do, i swallow every five seconds to see if it still hurts

I don't always get a sore throat but when I do, i swallow every five seconds to see if it still hurts  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always accidentally step on the cat but when I do, I spend the next five minutes giving him an elaborate and thoughtful apology

I don't always accidentally step on the cat but when I do, I spend the next five minutes giving him an elaborate and thoughtful apology   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always ask for extra sauce at Mcdonalds's but when i do the employee acts like it's coming out of their own fucking private stash

I don't always ask for extra sauce at Mcdonalds's but when i do the employee acts like it's coming out of their own fucking private stash  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always listen to pop music in my car but when I do I make sure to roll up my windows so no one else can hear

I don't always listen to pop music in my car but when I do I make sure to roll up my windows so no one else can hear  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always teach Shakespeare in class but when I do I go out of my way to point out every dirty joke and sexual innuendo

I don't always teach Shakespeare in class but when I do I go out of my way to point out every dirty joke and sexual innuendo  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat waffles for breakfast But when I do, I compulsively fill every visible waffle-pocket with syrup

I don't always eat waffles for breakfast But when I do, I compulsively fill every visible waffle-pocket with syrup  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get a phone call but when I do, it's my mom asking if I got her text message

I don't always get a phone call but when I do, it's my mom asking if I got her text message  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always call someone but when I do, I walk around in the house in the same repetitive pattern until the call is over

I don't always call someone but when I do, I walk around in the house in the same repetitive pattern until the call is over  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always iron but when I do I add a new, crisper wrinkle for every wrinkle I get rid of

I don't always iron but when I do I add a new, crisper wrinkle for every wrinkle I get rid of  The Most Interesting Man In The World