The Most Interesting Man In The World

Buzz golf meme

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY GOLF WITH BUZZ BUT WHEN I DO IT'S LIKE PLAYING A MULTIDIRECTIONAL SCHOOL IN FOOTBALL.  GUARANTEED W!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

PINK FLOYD

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO PINK FLOYD BUT WHEN I DO SO DO THE NEIGHBORS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Words from Matt

YOU DON'T ALWAYS SEE ME WALKING BUT WHEN YOU DO IT'S ALONE AT NIGHT 4 MILES AWAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

You don't always see me walking

BUT WHEN YOU DO IT'S ALONE AT NIGHT FROM THE BAR 4 MILES AWAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Music hating managers are twits!

I NEVER HATE MANAGERS AT RETIREMENT HOMES EXCEPT WHEN THEY DON'T LIKE VOLUNTEERS TO PLAY MUSIC AT LUNCH --TOO MUCH NOISE! The Most Interesting Man In The World

biker boobs

I DONT ALWAYS WANT TO BE A BIKER BUT WHEN I DO, I WANT TO BE LIKE JIM HANDY,THE LADIES LOVE HIM The Most Interesting Man In The World

A Child is Born!

AS I SAID EARLIER MY FRIENDS, I DON'T USUALLY HAND OUT CIGARS, BUT TODAY STELLA MARIE BERND IS BORN!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

As I said earlier my friends, I don't always hand out cigars,

BUT STELLA MARIE BERND IS BORN TODAY SO BY ALL MEANS HAVE ONE ON ME!  A CHILD IS BORN! The Most Interesting Man In The World

April Fool's Anniversary

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH YOU A HAPPY ANNIVERSARY  BUT, SINCE IT'S APRIL FOOLS DAY, I THINK YOU DESERVE IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS SEEM COOL

I DON'T ALWAYS SEEM COOL BUT WHEN I DO IT IS BECAUSE I AM PRETENDING TO BE TONY The Most Interesting Man In The World