The Most Interesting Man In The World

MASTERS WEEK CLEANING

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE THE URGE TO CLEAN MY ENTIRE HOUSE AT ONE TIME. BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S MASTERS WEEK! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Prize Bell-end

BAE DON'T ALWAYS GIVE AWARDS TO BELL-ENDS BUT WHEN THEY DO ANDY WIGGINS WINS ONE! The Most Interesting Man In The World

jews did 9/11

WASTE NO TIME ARGUING WHAT A GOOD MAN SHOULD BE. BE ONE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Own it claim it

YOU NEVER OWN IT UNLESS YOU CLAIM IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

what about penis

BUT YOU LOVE ME ISNT IT? The Most Interesting Man In The World

Trumpets and Toddlers

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO TRUMPET PLAYERS BUT WHEN I DO, I ALWAYS ORDER FRIES The Most Interesting Man In The World

slap bitches

I DON'T ALWAYS SLAP BITCHES, BUT WHEN I DO... IT'S CAUSE THEY FUCKED UP MY SANDWICH. The Most Interesting Man In The World

toaster toaster

I DON'T ALWAYS BURN MY TOAST BUT WHEN I DO, I AM LATE FOR WORK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Toaster burn

I DON'T ALWAYS BURN MY TOAST BUT WHEN I DO, I AM LATE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Excuse me

I DON'T ALWAYS EXCUSE SIN. BUT WHEN I DO, I QUOTE ROMANS 6:14 The Most Interesting Man In The World