The Most Interesting Man In The World

To whyou

I DON'T ALWAYS BUY GHOST MARCHERS BUT WHEN I DO, I GET 1 SHOOTED BY LEVEL 6 SUPPORT WITCH SLAYER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hips don't lie

I DON'T USUALLY LIE BUT WHEN I DO, MY HIPS TOLD ME DON'T The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go ...

I DON'T ALWAYS GO INSANE, BUT WHEN I DO, I END UP ACCRUING 7 CHARGES, TRIPPING 16 OLD LADIES, AND THE POLICE FIND ME IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM STROKING THE TOILET WEARING A COAT I KNITTED OUT OF KITTENS SINGING LULLABYS TO TO THE SINK. The Most Interesting Man In The World

These kinds of people.

I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE DARES, BUT WHEN I DO, I ALWAYS MAKE SURE TO BACK OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND, USING A STUPID EXCUSE THAT NO ONE BELIEVES BECAUSE I'M A P*SSY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Slap the dance, and rap out too.

I DON'T ALWAYS SLAP THE BLACK OFF OF SOMEONE, BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE I SLAP THE RHYME, AND RHYTHM OFF ALONG WITH IT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Gas.. 1

I DON'T ALWAYS FART AT NIGHT, BUT WHEN I DO, I WAKE UP MY PARENTS, AND GET NOISE COMPLAINTS FROM ALL OF MY NEIGHBORS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Pissed off employee

I DON'T ALWAYS CREATE ORDERS FOR UVERSE  BUT WHEN I DO THE CUSTOMER HAS NO KNOWLEDGE OF IT AND I TOTALLY FUCK OVER MY CO-WORKERS.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

Tomatoes

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT TOMATOES  BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER MR. STRIPEY, STAY LESS ACIDIC MY FRIENDS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always carry a purse

I DON'T ALWAYS CARRY MY WIFE'S PURSE BUT WHEN I DO, YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL. The Most Interesting Man In The World

how do you know it's been a slow day.

I DON'T ALWAYS GO ON FRESH PAGE BUT WHEN I DO, I SCROLL SO FAR THAT I DON'T REMEBER MY NAME  The Most Interesting Man In The World