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The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS BUY GHOST MARCHERS BUT WHEN I DO, I GET 1 SHOOTED BY LEVEL 6 SUPPORT WITCH SLAYER The Most Interesting Man In The World
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Hips don't lie

I DON'T USUALLY LIE BUT WHEN I DO, MY HIPS TOLD ME DON'T The Most Interesting Man In The World
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I don't always go ...

I DON'T ALWAYS GO INSANE, BUT WHEN I DO, I END UP ACCRUING 7 CHARGES, TRIPPING 16 OLD LADIES, AND THE POLICE FIND ME IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM STROKING THE TOILET WEARING A COAT I KNITTED OUT OF KITTENS SINGING LULLABYS TO TO THE SINK. The Most Interesting Man In The World
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These kinds of people.

I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE DARES, BUT WHEN I DO, I ALWAYS MAKE SURE TO BACK OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND, USING A STUPID EXCUSE THAT NO ONE BELIEVES BECAUSE I'M A P*SSY The Most Interesting Man In The World
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Slap the dance, and rap out too.

I DON'T ALWAYS SLAP THE BLACK OFF OF SOMEONE, BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE I SLAP THE RHYME, AND RHYTHM OFF ALONG WITH IT. The Most Interesting Man In The World
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Gas.. 1

I DON'T ALWAYS FART AT NIGHT, BUT WHEN I DO, I WAKE UP MY PARENTS, AND GET NOISE COMPLAINTS FROM ALL OF MY NEIGHBORS. The Most Interesting Man In The World
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Pissed off employee

I DON'T ALWAYS CREATE ORDERS FOR UVERSE BUT WHEN I DO THE CUSTOMER HAS NO KNOWLEDGE OF IT AND I TOTALLY FUCK OVER MY CO-WORKERS. The Most Interesting Man In The World
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Tomatoes

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT TOMATOES BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER MR. STRIPEY, STAY LESS ACIDIC MY FRIENDS The Most Interesting Man In The World
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I don't always carry a purse

I DON'T ALWAYS CARRY MY WIFE'S PURSE BUT WHEN I DO, YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL. The Most Interesting Man In The World
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how do you know it's been a slow day.

I DON'T ALWAYS GO ON FRESH PAGE BUT WHEN I DO, I SCROLL SO FAR THAT I DON'T REMEBER MY NAME The Most Interesting Man In The World
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