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they're adding grammatically incorrect and slanderous captions of me on the internet? get my attorney on the phone at once, mr. pigglesworth

they're adding grammatically incorrect and slanderous captions of me on the internet? get my attorney on the phone at once, mr. pigglesworth  The One Percent Cat

I never knew humans had to wait years to get a hospital appointment in Ireland....Wait...There's hospitals? In Ireland??

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I never knew humans had to wait years to get a hospital appointment in Ireland. Purr more, hiss less I say.

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Wow! I never knew humans had to wait years to get to see a doctor in Ireland. My owner rings my doctor and I get priority. I guess Ireland loves cats more than humans.

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Wang Dang Doodle

WANG DANG DOODLE WEDNESDAY LEAF JAM 7 PM The One Percent Cat

I SHOULD BUY ROOMBA

 I SHOULD BUY A ROOMBA The One Percent Cat

I should buy a roomba

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I should really take my tree down

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i love framingham <3

 I SHOULD  MOVE TO FRAMINGHAM The One Percent Cat

Western musical

I SHOULD WRITE A WESTERN            … BUT IN MUSIC            The One Percent Cat