Bad Joke Eel

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it would a hipster buy the sound track?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it would a hipster buy the sound track?  Bad Joke Eel

What did the gay deer say when he left the bar? "I can't believe i blew 50 bucks back there!"

What did the gay deer say when he left the bar?

Why couldn't the bike stand on its own? because it's two tired.

Why couldn't the bike stand on its own? because it's two tired.  Bad Joke Eel

2 fish were in a tank one says to the other, "how do I drive this thing?"

2 fish were in a tank one says to the other,

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are 50 cents but Deer nuts are under a buck.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are 50 cents but Deer nuts are under a buck.  Bad Joke Eel

Did you hear about the two guys who stole the calendar? They both got six months.

Did you hear about the two guys who stole the calendar? They both got six months.  Bad Joke Eel

Who is Kony's favourite rapper? Soulja boy!

Who is Kony's favourite rapper? Soulja boy!  Bad Joke Eel

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile  Bad Joke Eel

Rihanna, why are you working with chris brown again? "beats me."

Rihanna, why are you working with chris brown again?

So I asked my North Korean friend how his life was going He said 'Can't Complain.'

So I asked my North Korean friend how his life was going He said 'Can't Complain.'  Bad Joke Eel