conspiracy keanu

im sorry for being an asshole

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I DRANK YOUR RED BULL conspiracy keanu

c. difficile

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING YOU DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS conspiracy keanu

GI Joe Biggs

WHAT IF THE ILLUMINATI AND BILDERBURG GROUP CREATED GI JOE SO THAT WE WOULD ALL BE PROGRAMMED TO RESPECT JOE BIGGS? DOES THAT MEAN JOE BIGGS BEING SO AWESOME IS THE START OF THEM IMPLEMENTING THEIR MASTER PLAN? conspiracy keanu

Enthusiastic Salesman

MAYBE IT'S A METRIC SCREW conspiracy keanu

Wholesale Keanu

WHY DO THEY CALL IT WHOLESALE.. IF THE ITEMS ARE HALF THE PRICE? conspiracy keanu

Annoying co-workers

WHEN IT SPEAKS ENOUGH SAID. conspiracy keanu

my face

MY FACE WHEN I SEE HOW   MANY PLUNDER POINTS I HAVE  conspiracy keanu

Am I a Canadian?

I DUNNO  ARE YOU BREATHING RIGHT NOW? conspiracy keanu

Woah! It's Your B-Day

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO! TOTALLY ROCK THE QWOFF conspiracy keanu

Male Extremism

WHY NOT CALL THEM MALE EXTREMISTS? WHEN HAVE WOMEN EVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS? WHEN HAVE WOMEN ORGANIZED A SOCIETY BASED ON VIOLENCE AND OPPRESSION? WHY NOT START FIGHTING A GLOBAL WAR AGAINST MALE EXTREMISTS? AREN'T MALE EXTREMISTS MORE GLOBALLY PROBLE  conspiracy keanu