dory

i may have alzheimer's but at least i don't have alzheimer's

i may have alzheimer's but at least i don't have alzheimer's  dory

I'll Just send myself this email quick oh look, an email!

I'll Just send myself this email quick oh look, an email!  dory

Baby u got me wide open

ME WAITING FOR BACK MAN ZONE dory

Baby registry

BUYS STUFF OFF OWN BABY REGISTRY OH LOOK, SOMEONE BOUGHT SOMETHING OFF MY REGISTRY dory

Love you, Mrs B!!!

JUST KEEP SWIMMING! FUCK THE M4! dory

JUST KEEP SWIMMING, MRS B!

 FUCK THE M4 dory

Nursing baby is hungry again!

I'M SO FULL! JUST NURSED FOR 40 MINS! OH LOOK! A BOOB! dory

Drink responsibly

LET'S BE RESPONSIBLE ADULTS AND STOP DRINKING BEFORE WE GET TOO DRUNK OH LOOK, A BAR!  dory

Needs more bags!!!

I DON'T NEED ANY MORE BAGS!  OH LOOK! THIRTYONE HAS THEIR MEDIUM UTILITY TOTE  ON SPECIAL!  dory

#grad student

JUST KEEP WRITING WRITING, WRITING, WRITING....WRITING... dory