dory

i may have alzheimer's but at least i don't have alzheimer's

i may have alzheimer's but at least i don't have alzheimer's  dory

I'll Just send myself this email quick oh look, an email!

I'll Just send myself this email quick oh look, an email!  dory

Oh shit!

 I FORGOT IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY! WAIT, WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT AGAIN? dory

Forgot today is my birthday!

  dory

Thanksgiving pie

I'M STUFFED AND CAN'T EAT ANOTHER BITE! OH LOOK, PIE! dory

screw titles

I WILL CALL YOU BEANY AND YOU WILL BE MINE AND YOU WILL BE MY BEANY dory

prison bait

TRYING TO STAY OUT OF PRISON LIKE, OH LOOK! MY APARTMENT SMELLS LIKE WEED! dory

girls be like..

I REALLY NEED TO START SAVING $$$ OH LOOK, MAKE UP!  dory

WOD returning players be like

NEVER PLAYING WOW AGAIN! OH LOOK WOW! dory

NEVER PARTY AGAIN

 OH LOOK! A PARTY! dory