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i may have alzheimer's but at least i don't have alzheimer's

i may have alzheimer's but at least i don't have alzheimer's  dory

I'll Just send myself this email quick oh look, an email!

I'll Just send myself this email quick oh look, an email!  dory

Just keep scanning

JUST KEEP SCANNING  JUST KEEP SCANNING! dory

ARAB BASHING

START A THREAD THAT BASHES ARABS OH LOOK, WE CAN BLAME THAT ON AN ARAB dory

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I'LL JUST REPLY I'M GOING TO THE COTTAGE OH LOOK AN EMAIL! dory

Gotta lose weight. Stopped by Starbucks

I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT.  OH LOOK! A STARBUCKS. CAN I GET A VENTI PUMPKIN SPICE? dory

Can't lose weight do to starbucks

I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT  OH LOOK! A STARBUCKS. CAN I GET A VENT PUMPKIN SPICE FRAPPÉ? dory

HEY LOOK

I AM NEVER GOING TO WATCH WRESTLING AGAIN OH LOOK! SETH ROLLINS IS ON dory

Being a smoker

I'M QUITTING SMOKING OOH, A CIGAR dory

my money troubles

I REALLY NEED TO QUIT SPENDING AND PAY DOWN MY DEBT OH LOOK! ANOTHER SADDLE! dory