dory

i may have alzheimer's but at least i don't have alzheimer's

i may have alzheimer's but at least i don't have alzheimer's  dory

I'll Just send myself this email quick oh look, an email!

I'll Just send myself this email quick oh look, an email!  dory

Well to be fair it's close to the apartment

I SHOULD STOP DRINKING OOOH A NEW BAR dory

swimming swimy

JUST KEEP SWIMMING,JUST KEEP SWIMMING  GOODLUCK MEGAN XX dory

Baby u got me wide open

ME WAITING FOR BACK MAN ZONE dory

Baby registry

BUYS STUFF OFF OWN BABY REGISTRY OH LOOK, SOMEONE BOUGHT SOMETHING OFF MY REGISTRY dory

Love you, Mrs B!!!

JUST KEEP SWIMMING! FUCK THE M4! dory

JUST KEEP SWIMMING, MRS B!

 FUCK THE M4 dory

Nursing baby is hungry again!

I'M SO FULL! JUST NURSED FOR 40 MINS! OH LOOK! A BOOB! dory

Drink responsibly

LET'S BE RESPONSIBLE ADULTS AND STOP DRINKING BEFORE WE GET TOO DRUNK OH LOOK, A BAR!  dory