dory

i may have alzheimer's but at least i don't have alzheimer's

i may have alzheimer's but at least i don't have alzheimer's  dory

I'll Just send myself this email quick oh look, an email!

I'll Just send myself this email quick oh look, an email!  dory

Espn dory

UGH, WHY DID I GO TO ESPN.COM, STILL TOO PAINFUL I WONDER WHAT'S ON ESPN.COM? dory

this is what happens haha

SOMEONE JUST TWEETED ME I'M GONNA GET A TEXT FROM TWITTER OO! LOOK A TEXT MESSAGE  dory

Reddit realness

REDDIT IS FULL OF ASSHOLES OH LOOK, AN UP VOTE dory

For the love of biscuits!!!

LESLEY CAREY---- I'M NEVER EATING BISCUITS AGAIN...  OOOOOOOOO..... BISCUITS!!!!  dory

Jordan Brand

I'M DONE BUYING JORDAN'S OH LOOK MORE 1'S dory

Just Keep Oiling

JUST KEEP OILING dory

Baby Registry

BOUGHT STUFF OFF OF OWN BABY REGISTRY.  OH LOOK!! SOME BOUGHT STUFF OFF MY BABY REGISTRY. dory

FEELING FEELING

JUST KEEP FEELING FEELING FEELING dory