dory

i may have alzheimer's but at least i don't have alzheimer's

i may have alzheimer's but at least i don't have alzheimer's  dory

I'll Just send myself this email quick oh look, an email!

I'll Just send myself this email quick oh look, an email!  dory

Asstastic distractions

GONNA FIND SOMEONE WHO'S GOOD FOR ME. OH LOOK, ASS! dory

I shall call him Clive!

I SHALL CALL HIM CLIVE AND HE SHALL BE MINE AND HE SHALL BE MY CLIVE dory

Mircea si comanda de la Socului

NU MAI MANANC NICIODATA DE LA SOCULUI! MI-E FOAME. FACEM COMANDA LA SOCULUI? dory

Oh look a cookie

I NEED TO GO ON A DIET! OH LOOK A COOKIE! dory

En un país no muy lejando

MALDITA TELEVISORA SOLO NOS DA BASURA Y NOS ROBA PARA QUE SEAMOS SIEMPRE IGNORANTES.. UY MIRA, SE MURIÓ CHESPIRITO!!! dory

En un pasi no muy lejano...

MALDITA TELEVISORA NOS DA BASURA PARA QUE SEAMOS IGNORANTES! UY NO, SE MURIÓ CHESPIRITO!!! dory

Televisa maldita nos roba y da basura para que seamos ignorantes!

  UY  MIRA, SE MURIO CHESPIRITO... dory

Oh shit!

 I FORGOT IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY! WAIT, WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT AGAIN? dory