Some people never learn.

OH, YOU ARE DATING YOUR EX AGAIN? PLEASE REMIND ME WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST 4 TIMES. Condescending Wonka

Today is a great unplanned day.

DIDN'T PLAN ON GOING TO CLASS CLASS GOT CANCELED ANYWAY Success Kid

Women can be confusing sometimes

IF SHE SAYS,

Slice and Dice

I'M GONNA SLICE YOU UP  SOME FRUIT SALAD CAUSE ITS HEALTHY Dating Site Murderer

Who else can relate?

I THINK MOST VIDEOGAME SOUNDTRACKS ARE BETTER THAN TODAYS' MUSIC  Confession Bear

Yeah of course...! Wait did I...?!

DID YOU LOCK THE DOOR?  ARE YOU SURE... ? Scumbag Brain

Watching Scrubs when Kelso pulled an Overly Manly Man Man

MEN DON'T FAINT THEY TAKE UNINTENDED DECISIVE NAPS overly manly man

This is a huge pet peeve of mine. I'm sure there's many others like me.

IF YOU ARE IN A FRIEND'S CAR  LEAVE EVERYTHING HOW IT IS AND TAKE YOUR TRASH WITH YOU  Actual Advice Mallard

I guess there is a silver lining to everything

I WAS MUGGES AND HAD MY JAW BROKEN. I'VE BEEN WIRED SHUT FOR FOUR WEEKS. FINALLY QUIT SMOKING  Success Kid

Nice, No Homework.