This actually happened to me

MY PASSWORD? IT'S MY FIRST NAME AND YOUR LAST NAME  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Who Is In The Water, Unable To Breathe!

WHO DIED DUE TO POLLUTION UNDER THE SEA? SPONGEB-... WAIT WAT?? Misc

Problem solver

OFFICE COMPUTER IS OVERHEATING  I WILL GET RIGHT ON IT. Business Cat

As a server...

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU

Scumbag Ticketmaster

WANT TO PRINT YOUR OWN TICKETS AT HOME SO WE DON'T HAVE TO PRINT THEM AND MAIL THEM? THAT'LL BE $2.50 Scumbag Steve

I'm 24 and Today I learned...

I THOUGHT REINDEER WERE MYTHICAL CREATURES  UP UNITL 10 MINUTES AGO Confession kid

Cherish it when it happens, fellas.

ASKED GIRLFRIEND WHAT WAS WRONG SHE TOLD ME  Success Kid

Can't stress this enough to my roommates

DON'T KNOCK AND THEN IMMEDIATELY COME INTO MY BEDROOM  WAIT FOR A RESPONSE FIRST  Actual Advice Mallard

Meet my dad

HAS A HEART ATTACK DRIVES HIMSELF TO THE HOSPITAL overly manly man

Scumbag brain, scum bagging every night...

SITTING ON COUCH: CAN'T STAY AWAKE LYING IN BED: WON'T GO TO SLEEP Scumbag Brain