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TOLD A COUPLE AT THE PUB THAT I WAS THE OWNER THEY LEFT WITHOUT PAYING
626,749 shares
I'll put "when you see it" in the title of a normal photo and watch people go insane trying to find it
81,418 shares
notices you run around the house a lot moves the furniture just enough so you'll stub your toe.
61,250 shares
Break into paranoid parrot's house don't move anything, leave door cracked open
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I'll make a funny post and get it upvoted. Then I'll put [FIXED] on the end to make people search for an original.
356,315 shares
university has a meme page? time to misuse memes deliberately to troll redditors
264,413 shares
Break into paranoid parrot's house twice a week move things around
241,478 shares
I like you! I think i will kill you last!
118,059 shares
It's not premarital sex If you never get married.
52,179 shares
take the penguin out to lunch tell the waitress it's his birthday when it isn't
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Laugh more daily
![I'll make a funny post and get it upvoted. Then I'll put [FIXED] on the end to make people search for an original.](http://www.quickmeme.com/img/49/49009ef2b63ce9ebf795c90b71dd664f70dc947583928aa82d71291f6693d96c.jpg)
