scumbag ceiling fan

Has three speeds Useless, Useless, and Wind Tunnel

Has three speeds Useless, Useless, 
and Wind Tunnel   scumbag ceiling fan

pull cord once to turn me on pull cord 20 times to turn me off

pull cord once to turn me on pull cord 20 times to turn me off  scumbag ceiling fan

has three speeds Useless, useless and useless

has three speeds Useless, useless and useless  scumbag ceiling fan

Fuck it's hot in here! was it 1 pull or 3?

Fuck it's hot in here! was it 1 pull or 3?  scumbag ceiling fan

Has three speeds Useless, Useless, and I'm going to fall on you tonight

Has three speeds Useless, Useless, 
and I'm going to fall on you tonight  scumbag ceiling fan

I am the only fan that can fly out of the room and into the sky

I am the only fan that can fly out of the room and into the sky  scumbag ceiling fan

constantly moves still gets dusty

constantly moves still gets dusty  scumbag ceiling fan

HAS THREE MODES Useless, slightly less useless, and annoying orange demo

HAS THREE MODES Useless, slightly less useless, and annoying orange demo  scumbag ceiling fan

I have 10 blades the other 5 are invisible

I have 10 blades the other 5 are invisible  scumbag ceiling fan

When I spin it causes a loud explosion

When I spin it causes a loud explosion   scumbag ceiling fan
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