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self hating program manager

What's the difference between a PM and a blackberry? A Blackberry does more than send email.

What's the difference between a PM and a blackberry? A Blackberry does more than send email. self hating program manager
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I've never worked at a company with so much bureaucracy So I've created a form I'd like everybody to complete when they feel they are doing something bureaucratic

I've never worked at a company with so much bureaucracy So I've created a form I'd like everybody to complete when they feel they are doing something bureaucratic self hating program manager
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I wrote some code today It was the longest excel macro ever!

I wrote some code today It was the longest excel macro ever! self hating program manager
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Business jargon is silly It obfuscates our results-focused OKRs and muddles SKU synergy

Business jargon is silly It obfuscates our results-focused OKRs and muddles SKU synergy self hating program manager
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We need to be more agile to compete with Facebook So I've created a 12 point checklist for feature approval for our next release cycle

We need to be more agile to compete with Facebook So I've created a 12 point checklist for feature approval for our next release cycle self hating program manager
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Are we going to miss our deadline? Is another team going to miss their deadline first?

Are we going to miss our deadline? Is another team going to miss their deadline first? self hating program manager
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Builds consensus By becoming the common enemy

Builds consensus By becoming the common enemy self hating program manager
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Organises 24 hour hackathon Leaves at 4:30 PM to attend son's little league game

Organises 24 hour hackathon Leaves at 4:30 PM to attend son's little league game self hating program manager
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Are we sure about the data? Well, Can we convince everyone else we're sure about the data?

Are we sure about the data? Well, Can we convince everyone else we're sure about the data? self hating program manager
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Program Managers have narrow ownership which limits velocity and encourages unproductive competition So I've hired a new PM to ideate ways to decrease ownership fragmentation

Program Managers have narrow ownership which limits velocity and encourages unproductive competition So I've hired a new PM to ideate ways to decrease ownership fragmentation self hating program manager
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