socially awkward penguin socially awesome penguin

Orientation allows for twice as many possibilities for dates is considered unattractive by twice as many people

Orientation allows for twice as many possibilities for dates is considered unattractive by twice as many people  socially awkward penguin socially awesome penguin

Sees acquaintance on street, makes solid eye contact and waves hi Acquaintance walks right by

Sees acquaintance on street, makes solid eye contact and waves hi Acquaintance walks right by  socially awkward penguin socially awesome penguin

Presses 0 to skip menu and talk to a real person is hung up on

Presses 0 to skip menu and talk to a real person is hung up on  socially awkward penguin socially awesome penguin

Hires a Prostitute just to cuddle

Hires a Prostitute just to cuddle  socially awkward penguin socially awesome penguin

cute coworker from out of town tells me to call her when I'm in town... "No need! I always stop by the office."

cute coworker from out of town tells me to call her when I'm in town...

Cute girl texts me Asks friend what I should say next

Cute girl texts me Asks friend what I should say next  socially awkward penguin socially awesome penguin

Go to friend's Beach House Lan Party.

Go to friend's Beach House Lan Party.  socially awkward penguin socially awesome penguin

musters up courage to poop in friends house clogs the toilet

musters up courage to poop in friends house clogs the toilet   socially awkward penguin socially awesome penguin

I THINK I'M AN AWESOME ADVICE ANIMAL IS ACTUALLY A SHITTY ADVICE ANIMAL

I THINK I'M AN AWESOME
ADVICE ANIMAL IS ACTUALLY A
SHITTY ADVICE ANIMAL  socially awkward penguin socially awesome penguin

Dude she definitely likes you Rejected

Dude she definitely likes you Rejected   socially awkward penguin socially awesome penguin
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