will ferrell

Her car broke down. She came to my house asking to use the phone to call a tow truck. I needed a winter wife...

Her car broke down. She  came to my house asking to use the phone to call a tow truck. I needed a winter wife...   will ferrell

McDonald's should have a third window Where you can trade in all the wrong crap they have you at the second wind

McDonald's should have a third window Where you can trade in all the wrong crap they have you at the second wind  will ferrell

I named my penis "Snozzeberry" Bitches love Snozzeberries!

I named my penis

They Told ME i could be anything i wanted So i became a god

They Told ME i could be anything i wanted So i became a god  will ferrell

Lives with mom... Still gets bitches

Lives with mom... Still gets bitches  will ferrell

Lift weights if you want to, and if someone doesn't like it Squat them

Lift weights if you want to, and if someone doesn't like it Squat them  will ferrell

i call my Penis the Truth because bitches can´t handle it

i call my Penis the Truth because bitches can´t handle it  will ferrell

I don't know why dark skin black girls wear green contacts, looking like an xbox controller

I don't know why dark skin black girls wear green contacts, looking like an xbox controller   will ferrell

Forgets to turn SWAG off Wakes up in a new Bugatti

Forgets to turn SWAG off Wakes up in a new Bugatti  will ferrell

My girlfriend is allowed 3 male friends the father, the son, and the holy spirit. i don't play that "best friend" shit.

My girlfriend is allowed 3 male friends the father, the son, and the holy spirit. i don't play that
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