will ferrell

McDonald's should have a third window For when they serve you cold fries.. Then you can stop real quick on your way out and slap the Mc shit out of em!

McDonald's should have a third window For when they serve you cold fries.. Then you can stop real quick on your way out and slap the Mc shit out of em!  will ferrell

If every kiss begins with "k" then I'm just going to assume that when you text me "k" you secretly want to make out.

If every kiss begins with

Ball so hard Certain individuals wish to locate me

Ball so hard Certain individuals wish to locate me  will ferrell

Happy birthday I wish your dad had pulled out

Happy birthday I wish your dad had pulled out  will ferrell

Bitches or not, 99 problems is still a shitload of problems

Bitches or not, 99 problems is still a shitload of problems  will ferrell

Her car broke down. She came to my house asking to use the phone to call a tow truck. I needed a victim...

Her car broke down. She  came to my house asking to use the phone to call a tow truck. I needed a victim...    will ferrell

wanna know whats good for hangovers? If you lick my butthole

wanna know whats good for hangovers? If you lick my butthole  will ferrell

Boy, That escalated quickly!

Boy, That escalated quickly!  will ferrell

"IMPORT SHARK" HAS 11 LETTERS. So does gaaaaaaaaay. Coincidence? I think not.

Stop making duck faces Ya Bish!! Yung Quotes

Stop making duck faces Ya Bish!! Yung Quotes  will ferrell
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