willy wonka

Oh you drive a slammed crv thats jdm as fuck? wait till your wife finds out what you did with the family car?

Oh you drive a slammed crv thats jdm as fuck? wait till your wife finds out what you did with the family car?  willy wonka

So you enjoy telling masturbation jokes on stage? You must be Hootie Wales.

So you enjoy telling masturbation jokes on stage? You must be Hootie Wales.  willy wonka

Wow, you tore your ACL? The frustration must be unbearable.

Wow, you tore your ACL? The frustration must be unbearable.  willy wonka

Oh you're observing lent? God must love you so much

Oh you're observing lent? God must love you so much  willy wonka

You listen to lil' wayne? awh you must really respect women...

You listen to lil' wayne? awh you must really respect women...  willy wonka

So you like to sleep around a lot Please fill me in on how much you hate your dad

So you like to sleep around a lot Please fill me in on how much you hate your dad  willy wonka

Oh, you found the perfect place to work? I'm sure they'll hire you.

Oh, you found the perfect 
place to work? I'm sure they'll hire you.  willy wonka

Oh your favorite old crow medicine show song is wagon wheel? You must be a die hard fan

Oh your favorite old crow medicine show song is wagon wheel? You must be a die hard fan  willy wonka

Science is a waste of time because Accepting God is the only way to true enlightenment? Tell me more about it in a Facebook post from the internet on your smartphone.

Science is a waste of time because Accepting God is the only way to true enlightenment? Tell me more about it in a  Facebook post from the internet on your smartphone.  willy wonka

oh you post pictures of you smoking weed on Facebook? good luck getting a job in the future

oh you post pictures of you smoking weed on Facebook? good luck getting a job in the future  willy wonka
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