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If you want to beat your wife/gf without leaving marks use a phonebook

If you want to beat your wife/gf without leaving marks use a phonebook Actual Advice Mallard
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Sucking your boyfriend's dick is unlikely to make things worse

Sucking your boyfriend's dick is unlikely to make things worse Actual Advice Mallard
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if your wife is having a dispute with a woman at work your wife is right

if your wife is having a dispute with a woman at work your wife is right Actual Advice Mallard
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Dont cheat on your wife she will most likely divorce you and take all of your things

Dont cheat on your wife she will most likely divorce you and take all of your things Actual Advice Mallard
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head spinning in bed after a night of heavy drinking? Take one leg and place your foot firmly on the floor, this will stop the spinning

head spinning in bed after a night of heavy drinking? Take one leg and place your foot firmly on the floor, this will stop the spinning Actual Advice Mallard
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always pee right after sex

always pee right after sex Actual Advice Mallard
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If your car door shocks you every morning Touch it with your elbow first. There are less nerve endings there, so it doesn't hurt.

If your car door shocks you every morning Touch it with your elbow first. There are less nerve endings there, so it doesn't hurt. Actual Advice Mallard
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If a thread consists of asking the opposite sex risque questions... filter by new for real answers. People just upvote what they want to hear.

If a thread consists of asking the opposite sex risque questions... filter by new for real answers. People just upvote what they want to hear. Actual Advice Mallard
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To get around online newspaper paywalls Turn on in private browsing

To get around online newspaper paywalls Turn on in private browsing Actual Advice Mallard
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If you suffer a heart attack while alone Cough forcefully and take a deep breath every 2-3 seconds to stay conscious

If you suffer a heart attack while alone Cough forcefully and take a deep breath every 2-3 seconds to stay conscious Actual Advice Mallard
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