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If you can't afford to pay for your own wedding don't get married

If you can't afford to pay for your own wedding don't get married Actual Advice Mallard
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FIll 1/3 of your toilet tank with clean, medium-sized pebbles, rocks, etc., out of the way of the moving parts Takes 1 minute, 1 time, you'll notice 0 difference in the flush, and save 100's of gallons of water every year

FIll 1/3 of your toilet tank with clean, medium-sized pebbles, rocks, etc., out of the way of the moving parts Takes 1 minute, 1 time, you'll notice 0 difference in the flush, and save 100's of gallons of water every year Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU OR A FRIEND EVER GET SERIOUSLY IMPALED WITH A KNIFE OR A BRANCH OR SOMETHING SHARP, DON'T PULL IT OUT PULLING IT OUT COULD DO JUST AS MUCH DAMAGE AS THE INITIAL STAB, AND CUT/PUNCTURE MORE ARTERIES. LEAVE IT IN AND CALL FOR HELP.

IF YOU OR A FRIEND EVER GET SERIOUSLY IMPALED WITH A KNIFE OR A BRANCH OR SOMETHING SHARP, DON'T PULL IT OUT PULLING IT OUT COULD DO JUST AS MUCH DAMAGE AS THE INITIAL STAB, AND CUT/PUNCTURE MORE ARTERIES. LEAVE IT IN AND CALL FOR HELP. Actual Advice Mallard
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Do not go by your parents room tonight

Do not go by your parents room tonight Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're feeling particularly depressed at night Go to bed. Things won't be as bad as they seem in the morning

If you're feeling particularly depressed at night Go to bed. Things won't be as bad as they seem in the morning Actual Advice Mallard
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All quarters, dimes and half dollars have silver value pre-1965. But thousands of people have been looking for them for decades so you will not make $2,800 a year from finding them.

All quarters, dimes and half dollars have silver value pre-1965. But thousands of people have been looking for them for decades so you will not make $2,800 a year from finding them. Actual Advice Mallard
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want to cool your beer fast? wrap the bottle in a wet paper towel and put it in the freezer

want to cool your beer fast? wrap the bottle in a wet paper towel and put it in the freezer Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're planning on visiting a bad neighborhood don't get advice from suburban white kids on Reddit

If you're planning on visiting a bad neighborhood don't get advice from suburban white kids on Reddit Actual Advice Mallard
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any boy can have a child but it takes a man to be a father

any boy can have a child but it takes a man to be a father Actual Advice Mallard
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Flexing your legs repeatedly helps relieve awkward erections

Flexing your legs repeatedly helps relieve awkward erections Actual Advice Mallard
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