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On your cars GPS, assign your home location a block away If your car is burglarized, the thieves won't have your real address

On your cars GPS, assign your home location a block away If your car is burglarized, the thieves won't have your real address Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't microwave cold pizza, toast it Also, post to r/adviceanimals instead of r/lifeprotips for more karma

Don't microwave cold pizza, toast it Also, post to r/adviceanimals instead of r/lifeprotips for more karma Actual Advice Mallard
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Broke? Use BIRTH CONTROL

Broke? Use BIRTH CONTROL Actual Advice Mallard
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Have chrome ? get the hoverzoom extention, it makes browsing much easier.

Have chrome ? get the hoverzoom extention, it makes browsing much easier. Actual Advice Mallard
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Key fob stop working? Rub it on your clothes. The static will be just enough to charge the battery for a one-time use.

Key fob stop working? Rub it on your clothes. The static will be just enough to charge the battery for a one-time use. Actual Advice Mallard
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Dress well. Shake firm. Be your professional self, but still personable. Take your time with your answers if you don't know how to respond immediately. A lot of the process is sizing you up and seeing how you think rather than what you know.

Dress well. Shake firm. Be your professional self, but still personable. Take your time with your answers if you don't know how to respond immediately. A lot of the process is sizing you up and seeing how you think rather than what you know. Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone stops to let you cross the street Fucking hustle

If someone stops to let you cross the street Fucking hustle Actual Advice Mallard
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tired of getting ganked? buy a ward

tired of getting ganked? buy a ward Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to kill yourself, don't do it There are always people in your life who will miss you, even if you don't notice them

If you want to kill yourself, don't do it There are always people in your life who will miss you, even if you don't notice them Actual Advice Mallard
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when you're looking for a job the most important thing is who you know, so make as many connections as you can

when you're looking for a job the most important thing is who you know, so make as many connections as you can Actual Advice Mallard
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