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GO TO THE GYM IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD AND HELP YOU GET GIRLS

GO TO THE GYM IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD AND HELP YOU GET GIRLS  Actual Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend leaves a note saying "I love you" in blood You should run

If your girlfriend leaves a note saying

Just because she flirts with you Doesn't mean she likes you.

Just because she flirts with you Doesn't mean she likes you.   Actual Advice Mallard

Zits too painful to pop? Soak a q-tip in warm water and apply to the zit for a few seconds to soften it

Zits too painful to pop? Soak a q-tip in warm water and apply to the zit for a few seconds to soften it  Actual Advice Mallard

Make popcorn Works quicker and is less suspicious than febreze

Make popcorn Works quicker and is less suspicious than febreze  Actual Advice Mallard

Need to see if a tv remote works? Point it at a cell phone camera and press a button. You can see the infrared light.

Need to see if a tv remote works? Point it at a cell phone camera and press a button. You can see the infrared light.  Actual Advice Mallard

If a girl says she is 18, but she looks 16, you're going to get 10-15.

If a girl says she is 18, but she looks 16, you're going to get 10-15.  Actual Advice Mallard

don't use flickr to post pictures on reddit it's really annoying

don't use flickr to post pictures on reddit it's really annoying  Actual Advice Mallard

If you see hinges Pull

If you see hinges Pull  Actual Advice Mallard

Get a notarized certificate of consent before having sex If you don't, it's probably rape

Get a notarized certificate of consent before having sex If you don't, it's probably rape  Actual Advice Mallard
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