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When you're checking into a hotel in Las Vegas, Give the attendent a $20 bill with your ID and credit card He/she will almost always hook you up with a room upgrade and perks

When you're checking into a hotel in Las Vegas, Give the attendent a $20 bill with your ID and credit card He/she will almost always hook you up with a room upgrade and perks Actual Advice Mallard
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if a girl sends you a naked photo of her, she wants you to tell her she looks awesome. do not send a dick pic

if a girl sends you a naked photo of her, she wants you to tell her she looks awesome. do not send a dick pic Actual Advice Mallard
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Submit something that sounds even remotely like advice with this meme Collect Karma

Submit something that sounds even remotely like advice with this meme Collect Karma Actual Advice Mallard
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think about a post? go for it. that way you can get on to your next failed post

think about a post? go for it. that way you can get on to your next failed post Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want people to watch your video Put boobies in the thumbnail

If you want people to watch your video Put boobies in the thumbnail Actual Advice Mallard
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Looking to be a more productive person Get away from reddit and never look back

Looking to be a more productive person Get away from reddit and never look back Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't want guys hitting on your girlfriend. Get an ugly girlfriend

If you don't want guys hitting on your girlfriend. Get an ugly girlfriend Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're in college Take one history class on each part of the world

If you're in college Take one history class on each part of the world Actual Advice Mallard
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Dying your beard hair but the dye makes your face itch? After letting the hair dye set in for 1-3 hours, get your face wet with water, lightly scrub out the dye with shampoo then rinse and dry. After that apply Gold Bond Triple Action Powder to your face

Dying your beard hair but the dye makes your face itch? After letting the hair dye set in for 1-3 hours, get your face wet with water, lightly scrub out the dye with shampoo then rinse and dry. After that apply Gold Bond Triple Action Powder to your face Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone you love hurts you and they're truly sorry, forgive them. You're going to really hurt someone you love one day, and you're going to want forgiveness, too.

If someone you love hurts you and they're truly sorry, forgive them. You're going to really hurt someone you love one day, and you're going to want forgiveness, too. Actual Advice Mallard
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